I happen to stumble across this factual article about this spider in Brazil. It's called the Wandering Spider. Not getting any yet? Well of course allow me to reveal its appearance to you all. *shivers* Damn I have creepy crawly things! But here goes nothing...
So listen up people; ladies & gentlemen...
#1 If you LADIES out there would like to have steamy hot pleasure on bed with your hubby, partner or whatever, be sure to get 'em bitten by this spider here.
#2 If you GENTLEMEN out there are just too freaking horny or you're like dying for sexual intercourse for ages and just wanna bang 'em chicks hard, fast and for long...yeah go get this spider to get a good bite on you.
"Rational"???
The reason being is that this spider here which its' bites can cause erection for about 4hours (point taken from OMG-Facts Animals)
TRY IT!
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OH HELL NO!
Crap man I was just JOKING! This spider is dangerous I tell ya'...no doubt about it. It was even listed by the Guiness World of Records back in the year 2007 as the world's most venomous spider! Don't ever get near it if possible, you don't wanna be moaning in pain minus the pleasure with your penis standing up. What an ugly sight when you find yourself being checked into the E.R of a hospital in THAT condition..right guys? Well, you guys do wanna grab hold of the title of being a father someday don't cha? Basically, impotence is one of the many negative things that you would AVOID at any chance at all unless, err...you don't intend to of course.